März 2012
There's no point in tracking my name if it's going...
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When you read THG,
karuna-is-sherlocked:
thumbsinthefridge:
do you ever wonder what the rest of the world is like? What all the other continents are like at this time?I do.
omg.
All the time.
You know the rest of the world had to be pretty shitty for The Hunger Games to have happened. Maybe.
Februar 2012
It's far better for a child to go through foster...
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Finally watched On My Way...
MEAN MEAN MEAN WAY TO END AN EPISODE! Fucking Glee.
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vondell-swain:
an astounding number of people forget that tumblr is a website, not a democratically governed country
The fact that people are upset that they can’t encourage others into self-harm activities disturbs me…
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If I was on death row for whatever reason I'm...
A quarter pounder meal from McDonald’s, and 10 Nuggets while watching whatever I missed of Doctor Who.
What would yours be?
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vondell-swain:
i keep wanting to call Mycroft Holmes “Microsoft Holmes”
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bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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Give away spam on my dash why gawd damn it i hate...
Seriously, two whole pages of the same person and same post. nothing else.
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
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Weeping Angels On Minecraft →
Weeping Angels have been modded into Mincraft. CLICKETH TO READETH
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